(Источник: cool-edge)

posted 13 часов назад with 24~836 заметок
via:shashalaska source:cool-edge
Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
posted 15 часов назад with 199~159 заметок
via:dystopianutahraptor source:tennantstype40

Well, excuse me.

(Источник: amphigoryglory)

posted 16 часов назад with 74~507 заметок
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:amphigoryglory

iamyourhiro:

egobus:

i am ashamed

I actually understand this entirely.

posted 16 часов назад with 202~665 заметок
via:dystopianutahraptor source:egobus

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

posted 16 часов назад with 17~127 заметок
via:chaformbintrano source:pizzopaps
#about me

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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posted 16 часов назад with 245~994 заметки
via:gishfill source:timefold

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

posted 17 часов назад with 33~465 заметок
via:novolin source:grimelords

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

posted 17 часов назад with 166~321 заметка
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:823-8---9-23-94--923-deactivate

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

posted 17 часов назад with 89~901 заметка
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:suprarationality

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Источник: nxte)

posted 17 часов назад with 398~600 заметок
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:nxte

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

posted 17 часов назад with 312~494 заметки
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:impwhoretant

troybakerz:

Running back to your room in the middle of the night like:

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posted 17 часов назад with 6~296 заметок
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:troybakerz

710642:

well? can he????

posted 17 часов назад with 131~549 заметок
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:710642

(Источник: hkirkh)

posted 17 часов назад with 115~635 заметок
via:is-it-ralph-tho source:hkirkh