I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
No matter what people say,
A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,
В этой жизни блядской сучьей,
[Metal Gear Solid 2 OST track here]
I can’t use what I can’t abuse,
My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.
the best characters are ones that act cool or charismatic but are actually fucking losers
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.